Top 5 Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife
Posted by Billy on February 14, 2008 under Biblical Skepticism, Humor
Taken from the so-called "good book" that supposedly teaches good morals. Links to the actual passages are provided. And don't give me that "oh, it's taken out of context" nonsense.
1. Find an attractive prisoner of war, bring her home, shave her head, trim her nails, and give her new clothes. Then she's yours. — (Deuteronomy 21:11-13)
2. Find a prostitute and marry her. — Hosea (Hosea 1:1-3)
3. Find a man with seven daughters, and impress him by watering his flock. — Moses (Exodus 2:16-21)
4. Purchase a piece of property, and get a woman as part of the deal. — Boaz (Ruth 4:5-10)
5. Go to a party and hide. When the women come out to dance, grab one and carry her off to be your wife. — Benjaminites (Judges 21:19-25)
This is actually kind of funny, yet at the same time, it is not. It makes you think twice before thinking about bring your child up a Christian and making them actually READ the Bible.
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